Nob Gags

 

What was the door knob’s favourite dance?

The twist.

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A nob of butter and a baked potato sexting each other:

“You make me wet when you touch me”

“I want you inside me”

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Did you hear about the handle who resigned from the door and got a job on the cooker?

He’d always been fond of Hob Nobs

 

Oh god Im sorry – that last one really takes the biscuit.

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