Beans Means Rhymes

Those times when I am way behind,

and I’ve got dinner on my mind,

I don’t have time to cook a roast,

so I just make some beans on toast,


It’s not that healthy but it’s quick,

and I’ve a special little trick,

that elevates it from the slop:

I put some cheddar cheese on top!


The combination of the beans,

and toast and cheese and butter means,

that when the dinner bell is rung,

a disco happens on my tongue.


And while I understand that beans,

aren’t really fit for kings and queens,

I think what makes them stand apart,

is that they really make me fart.




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