Those times when I am way behind,
and I’ve got dinner on my mind,
I don’t have time to cook a roast,
so I just make some beans on toast,
It’s not that healthy but it’s quick,
and I’ve a special little trick,
that elevates it from the slop:
I put some cheddar cheese on top!
The combination of the beans,
and toast and cheese and butter means,
that when the dinner bell is rung,
a disco happens on my tongue.
And while I understand that beans,
aren’t really fit for kings and queens,
I think what makes them stand apart,
is that they really make me fart.