Mine’s a Large One

I made a hadron collider,
and displayed it at the fayre,
now they say they want one wider,
so I’m tearing out my hair.

I said if I make one wider,
it’s just harder to repair,
but they say they’ll pay in cider,
so I’m making them a pair.

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