Hey what’s wrong with our fruit?
It’s poison at the root.
They’ve laid to waste the normal taste,
to make a little loot.
I bought some lovely pears,
but got caught unawares.
A taste so bland and dry as sand,
like boxes filled with hairs.
I tried some nectarines,
the fruitly treat of queens.
Despite the hype they were not ripe,
the supermarket fiends!
I went and bought some more,
but left two days before
I took a bite, oh holy shite!
they’re rotten to the core!
But now I’m wide awake,
our fruit’s not theirs to take.
I’ll use the grocer cos he’s closer
and his fruit’s not fake.