I’ve been trying to track this damn song down since I heard it in some car advert years ago. Finally nailed it with my sick googling skillz.
Quem Que Cagüetou? by Tejo, Black Alien and Speed Freaks:
p.s. I don’t speak Portuguese so he could be saying “Doubtpuppet is a stupid penis face” for all I know. But it sounds good.