God, look at her all la-di-da,
designer clothes and fancy car.
I’m sure she thinks her shit don’t stink,
and has her servants dye it pink.
She looks like she aint had none since,
old good King Wenceslas was Prince.
I bet she wouldn’t let me lick,
the dogshit off her walking stick.
But that’s OK cos I don’t care,
I don’t need bling or bouffant hair.
There’s some gifts only come for free,
like freedom and humility.