Phony dolled-up daytime trollops,
prostituted pouting haddocks,
touting sponsored make-up products,
fakers talking silly bollocks.
Meanwhile men of camp persuasions,
make outrageous affirmations,
orange hairless bleached caucaseans,
dancing for their clapping maidens.
Vapid men emasculated,
copy what the others hated,
wisdom badly imitated,
Pushing pre-approved opinions,
onto housewives and their minions,
washing minds in measured millions,
opium for Branch Davidians.