Well hepcats, you’ll be thrilled to hear that the results are in from my by-now-world-famous poll titled “A Question for Authors About Pen Names”.
Did I think the poll would be a hit? You bet your bottom dollar I did. Did I anticipate the waves of hysteria it would send rippling through Hollywood? Hell, no Daddio!
I’ve literally had people breaking my door down to take part in this poll. From Crisp Packet to Tumbleweed, the queue stretched right around the block in my mind.
Anyway, the findings are intriguing. Trillions of you seem to be saying that pen names are a good idea. I wasn’t expecting that. So I will meditate on this and maybe go with the pen name after all.
But the overwhelming conclusive immutable undeniable obvious finding that screamed out through the graphs and pie charts is that everyone agrees I’m handsome.
Well well well. The people have spoken.