That last piece put me in a Zimmer frame of mind. So here is another piece of his I love from Gladiator.
My name is Maximus Doubtimus McPuppimus,
Commander of the Bloggers of the North,
General of the Felix cat food,
loyal servant to the true president Ron Paul,
father to a crisp packet son,
husband to a tumbleweed wife,
and I will have my likes,
in this blog post or the next!