Useless Patronising Advice from a Sad Old Fart

 

Don’t lose your head when clouds appear,

stay calm and let them float on by,

and don’t be scared to shed a tear,

some chicks go nuts for guys who cry.

 

If someone’s nasty don’t despair,

don’t let their hatred spoil your day,

tie both their laces to their chair,

then kick them hard and run away.

 

Run headlong screaming through your fear,

know when to rage and when toย dance,

keep breathing when a threat is near,

cos otherwise you’ll shit your pants.

 

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