Fucking Vindication at Bastard Last

“SWEARING IS A SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE”

That’s a direct quote from The Daily Mail, a publication known for its altruism and pristine standards of investigative journalism.

Armed with this evidence, I hereby demand a written shitting apology from all those head masters & mistresses, teachers, friends’ mums, disapproving strangers, girlfriends and my family. All of whom thought they knew better than fucking ME.

Oh and my sister’s twat dog who looked at me in a judgemental way once when I swore. The precocious little bugger.

WHO’S GOT THE HIGHER GROUND NOW YOU TURKEY FUCKERS!!!!!?????

EHHHHH??????

 

What?

Still you?

Oh.

I see.

Typical.

Well bollocks to the lot of you then.

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4 thoughts on “Fucking Vindication at Bastard Last

  1. “SWEARING IS A SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE”? Oh, fuckedy fuck fuck that shit! Only if the swear words are unique, like from a Shakespearean play or a Chaucer tale. THEN, we may claim super intelligence.

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    1. Unique? So you have to make them up each time? But then no-one would understand them? That wouldn’t be swearing that would be glossolalia.
      If you don’t mind my saying, it takes a very bumptious lady to question the authority of The Daily Mail, a vaunted bastion of English journalism, nay WORLD journalism!
      They haven’t been wrong yet!

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