Well, well well.
Well, well, well, well, well well, well, well, well.
I could go on …
I told you I’d be back if you were naughty.
And I’ve been hearing the most disturbing rumours. (Susan, please see me in my office after the post).
Noooooo, I’m just popping back to tell you all about an AMAZING poetry book that a close friend(nudge nudge wink wink) is about to release.
Apparently, there’s a huge buzz in Hollywood about it. Allegedly, people are saying things like “it’s the best damn poetry book ever written!” and “you’d be a fool not to buy it!”. But I couldn’t possibly corroborate those stories.
I know what you’re thinking … my friend is the worst marketer in the history of blogs and books and fishing hooks. Well I’ll be sure to pass your somewhat unkind comments onto him, but I fear there’s no hope in his case.
So, without further to do, here’s the post where he talks about his forthcoming book.
I MEAN KIND REGARDS DOUBTPUPPET (oh curse these clumsy robot hands!)