Well my good buddy Sherbert Jellybabies has been at it again.
He’s finally released his amazing book, Begging the Question!
It’s a book of over 150 poems about OCD and depression, with supplementary sections discussing these disorders, a (somewhat onanistic) look at his life with OCD, and a shocking(and that is a word I assure you I reserve for only very special occasions people) look at how government and private enterprise profits from such conditions.
Ohh I forgot to put my shocking socks on today – no wonder my shocking feet are cold!
But I shockingly digress!
So Sherbert’s new book is done, it’s out, there’s a huge buzz about it in Hollywood apparently. My agent used the words “film franchise” and “Tom Cruise”. She actually said those words. Or was it Tom Sizemore? Or maybe she was talking about her new Tom Tom? Oh who even KNOWS!
The important thing is that they’re going to make this book into a multi-trillion dollar superhero film franchise, starring Tom Selleck, and that’s something we can all start looking forward to I think.
Congratulations Sherbert – light up a cigarette, pop that bottle of Dom Pe-rig-non and be careful not to disturb the ceramic penguin.