I find myself benevolently blessed,
I guess God made me better than the rest.
For me the normal rules do not apply,
I am a healthy kind of self-obsessed.
I’m not what one would call a humble guy,
I win while honest losers only try.
A wolf will never follow like a sheep,
I tell them “Jump!” and they reply “How high?”.
I’m careful of the company I keep,
I coldly throw the rejects on the heap.
The trick is not to listen or look back,
I whistle and I walk off while they weep.
I’ve got these gifts which normal people lack,
I sort out situations they can’t hack.
My actions make me stand out from the crowd,
I’ll always be the leader of the pack.
I talk into my telephone too loud,
I’m not ashamed to show the world I’m proud.
This leaves some people anxious and distressed,
I’m sorry if you’re not so well endowed.